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James Bond 007 Spy Movie Review: From Russia with Love (UK/USA, 1963)

Posted by Harbinger451 on October 13, 2022

From Russia with Love Movie Poster
From Russia with Love Movie Poster

The Horror of it All CategoryA Harbinger451 James Bond 007 Spy Movie Review:

From Russia with Love (UK/USA, 1963)

Tagline: The world’s masters of murder pull out all the stops to destroy Agent 007!
Content Rating: PG (originally A/12) – for mild sex and nudity, moderate violence, some smoking and alcohol use, some very mild profanity (hell x 2), and some intense and possibly disturbing scenes.
Director: Terence Young
Production Co: Eon Productions, distributed by United Artists.
Runtime: 1hr 55min.

In celebration of 60 years of James Bond in film, I decided to rewatch them all in order and review each of them. I’ll be including all 25 of the official Eon Productions Bond movies, 1962-2021, with the addition of one unofficial entry, Warner Brothers’ Never Say Never Again from 1983. Here I’ll be looking at From Russia with Love (1963). The second Eon Productions Bond movie, the second to be directed by Terence Young, and the second to star Sean Connery as James Bond, MI6 agent 007. Bernard Lee returns as M, the head of the British Secret Service MI6, Lois Maxwell returns as Miss Moneypenny, the secretary to M, and Eunice Gayson returns as Sylvia Trench, Bond’s semi-regular girlfriend. Desmond Llewelyn makes his first appearance as Major Boothroyd, the head of MI6’s Q-Branch (MI6’s Quartermaster’s Section), replacing Peter Burton. Llewwlyn would go on to play the role, later to be given the moniker of Q, in 16 further Bond movies.

This was the first film in the long running franchise to feature a pre-title sequence (PTS), something that would become one of the franchise’s essential elements. Unfortunately the PTS of this movie is a bit of a lame duck. Bond is apparently being stalked by an assassin through a maze-like ornamental garden at night, and indeed Bond is killed by said assassin. Only it isn’t Bond, it’s a SPECTRE agent disguised as Bond and the assassin is another SPECTRE agent, Donald “Red” Grant (Robert Shaw). The whole thing is an exercise putting Red through his paces. SPECTRE have decided that Bond must die, you see, after 007 killed their operative Dr. No in the first film, and Red is the man to do it.

Bond is about to be offed by Red ... or is he?
Bond is about to be offed by Red … or is he?

Dr. No (1962) had been such a success that United Artists doubled the budget for this, the second Bond movie, to $2 million. A good move, for it proved a massive success both critically and commercially, earning $78 million in box-office returns, thereby making it a blockbuster of 1960s cinema. UA also approved a $100,000 bonus for Sean Connery on top of his $54,000 salary. Connery was outfitted for this movie with eight specially tailored Saville Row suits, each one costing approximately $2,000.

Ian Fleming‘s 1957 novel From Russia, with Love was known to be one of President John F. Kennedy‘s favourite books, it was among his top ten, so after the US President had requested a private showing of the previous Bond at the White House, the producers decided to follow it up with an adaptation of that novel (though they dropped the comma from the title). Kennedy had a private showing of this film at the White House too, on the 20th of November 1963, it was the last such private showing before he was assassinated in Dallas only two days later.

The franchise's first glance of Blofeld... at least, of his hands... and his pet cat.
The franchise’s first glance of Blofeld… at least, of his hands… and his pet cat.

From Russia with Love is a very loose adaptation of the Fleming novel, however, with perhaps the biggest change being the insertion of SPECTRE in to the plot as the principle antagonists, replacing the Soviet undercover agency SMERSH (SMERt’ SHpiónam, “Death to spies”) so as to avoid any potentially controversial political overtones. In the film, SPECTRE (the SPecial Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion) attempt to pit the British and Russian agencies against each other by tricking Bond in to helping a duped Soviet Consulate clerk, Tatiana Romanova (Daniela Bianchi, dubbed by an uncredited Barbara Jefford), defect with a Lektor cryptography device from the Soviet consulate in Istanbul. SPECTRE then plans to kill Bond and take the Lektor device for themselves… oh, okay – good luck with that, SPECTRE.

After only being mentioned in passing in the first Bond movie, this film provides us with more than just a glance at the clandestine organisation called SPECTRE. We meet Ernst (Stavro) Blofeld its leader, or SPECTRE No. 1, for the first time … at least, we meet his hands and his pet cat, but not much else, and he’s only named in the credits. Blofeld is played by Anthony Dawson (credited as ?), who played Professor Dent in Dr. No, though he’s dubbed here by an equally uncredited Eric Pohlmann. We see a lot more of some of his underlings however. We have Kronsteen (Vladek Sheybal), a Czechoslovak chess grandmaster and SPECTRE No.5; he comes up with the plan to entrap Bond and acquire the Lektor device. We have Rosa Klebb (Lotte Lenya), a SMERSH colonel who’s actually SPECTRE No. 3; she deceives and grooms the unsuspecting Tatiana, oversees the mission, and selects Red to carry out the assassination of Bond. We also get a glimpse of SPECTRE island, where their agents undergo some very thorough training by the head henchman Morzeny (Walter Gotell).

Tatiana Romanova is tricked into thinking she'll be acting as a loyal Soviet by Rosa Klebb.
Tatiana Romanova is tricked into thinking she’ll be acting as a loyal Soviet by Rosa Klebb.

In London, MI6 receives notice that Tatiana Romanova wishes to defect over to the British and will bring the Soviet decoding device with her if MI6 agent James Bond comes and gets her and it out of the Russian Consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. M suspects a trap, but believing that forewarned is forearmed he agrees that Bond should go and get the girl and the gadget. Speaking of gadgets, this movie starts the franchise’s obsession with issuing Bond apparently random and often excessively outré gadgets that end up coming in very useful during his various missions. Here, Q gives Bond a special 00 attaché case, booby-trapped with a tear gas bomb primed to explode if opened incorrectly, probably one of the more realistic and broadly useful gadgets that Bond would ever receive. It contains a folding AR-7 sniper rifle with twenty rounds of ammunition, a throwing knife, and 50 gold sovereigns hidden within it. You just know from the off that Bond will use each and every item to great benefit before the end credits roll.

Agent 007 immediately sets off for Turkey, where he meets Ali Kerim Bey (Pedro Armendáriz), head of the MI6 Station in Istanbul and an important ally as well as an amiable friend for Bond while he attempts to accomplish his difficult task. Armendáriz was diagnosed with inoperable cancer during filming in Istanbul, so the production was moved to Britain, and his scenes were brought forward. Though in pain, he continued working as long as he could. When no longer able to work, he returned home to Mexico and tragically committed suicide. Any remaining shots were filmed with a stunt double and Terence Young himself as stand-ins.

Ali Kerim Bey lends Bond a shoulder to spy on.
Ali Kerim Bey lends Bond a shoulder to spy on.

Bond‘s arrival does not go unnoticed by the Russian agents operating in the Turkish city, including Commissar Benz (Peter Bayliss) and his top assassin in the Balkans, the Bulgarian Krilencu (Fred Haggerty). They shadow the MI6 agent doggedly and are determined to thwart the spy’s plans, whatever they may be. SPECTRE agent Red Grant is also there, watching Bond’s every move, he is even willing to intercede anonymously against the Soviets on 007‘s behalf… at least, he is until Bond successfully gets possession of the decoding device, then of course Red intends to fulfil his mission and take care of Bond himself.

With the help of Tatiana, Bond and Kerim come up with a daring plan to steal the Lektor device from inside the Russian Consulate and than smuggle it to the West on board the Orient Express. But first, we are treated to a short stay in a Gypsy camp as Bond and Karim try to keep a low profile before they carry out the mission. There’s a fight between two Gypsy women (Aliza Gur in the red and Martine Beswick in the green), some rampant male chauvinism, and a rather splendid gun battle between the Gypsies, with Bond and Kerim, and a load of tooled up Russian agents.

Bond discovers how good Russian hospitality can be after Tatiana sneaks into his hotel room.
Bond discovers how good Russian hospitality can be after Tatiana sneaks into his hotel room.

The theft of the Lektor is quite the sequence as Bond infiltrates the Soviet Consulate and then spirits the device away with Tatiana through tunnels and vast underground rat-infested water cisterns beneath the diplomatic quarter and then they flee to board the Orient Express train pursued by Russian agents and, of course, with Red shadowing their every move.

The SPECTRE operative manages to successfully intercept a British agent, Captain Nash (William Hill), who was due to meet 007 at one of the train’s many stops down the line, and then assumes his identity to get close to Bond, Tatiana and the much sort after device. Inevitably, after a tense stand-off which culminates with Bond tricking Red into setting off the booby-trapped attaché case on the promise of gold-sovereigns, the two come to blows… and their fist-fight is a doozie, setting off the franchise’s some-time tradition for train-bound fight scenes, with gritty, brutal and surprisingly visceral style. Director Terence Young had been a boxer in Cambridge and he choreographed the fight along with stunt coordinator Peter Perkins.

The look you give the waiter when one of your party orders red wine with fish.
The look you give the waiter when one of your party orders red wine with fish.

The British agent and the Russian defector leave the train in Istria, Yugoslavia, to use Red‘s intended escape route, commandeering a SPECTRE truck that was waiting for him. They are pursued first by helicopter while in the truck, and then by boats when they switch to a boat of their own to try and get to Venice in Italy and apparent safety. Not in the original novel, these two chase scenes were added to provide an action climax for the movie. The former was inspired by the famous crop-dusting scene in Hitchcock’s North by Northwest (1959) and the latter by The Red Beret (1953), a previous collaboration between this director and the producers.

This movie is the first Bond film to feature a theme song, something that would be a hallmark of all future Bonds. The song From Russia with Love was composed by Lionel Bart and sung by Matt Monro, and although it doesn’t play over the titles, it appears as source music played on a radio during the movie, and then more properly over the end credits. The title sequence, designed by Robert Brownjohn and in which the titles and principle credits are projected on female dancers (starting the tradition of scantily clad women in the Bond films’ title sequences), featured an instrumental version of the song. John Barry was the primary soundtrack composer (he composed and performed in twelve of the first fifteen James Bond films), and this movie was the first to feature his 007 percussive theme, action adventure music that came to be considered a secondary Bond theme and that is used here during the Gypsy camp gun-battle and the theft of the Lektor sequences.

The Orient Express is such a civilised way to travel. Bond and Red politely discuss their differences.
The Orient Express is such a civilised way to travel. Bond and Red politely discuss their differences.

This is a great Bond movie that has a comparatively down-to-earth and believable espionage style plot. It is easily the best of the 60s efforts, and though the pace sometimes lags, it is full of incident and has plenty of action. The characters are good; Bond, Tatiana, Karim, Red and Klebb are all particularly strong and the performances more than sound. There’s actual chemistry between Bond and Tatiana, and also with Karim. The interactions between 007 and the main SPECTRE antagonists often broil with malice and menace… and I love those poisonous switch-blade shoes.

The excellent cinematography highlights some fine locations including Istanbul, Venice, and Switzerland; though, to qualify for British Film funding, at least 70% of the movie had to be filmed in Great Britain. Many of the interior scenes and action sequences were shot at Pinewood Studios, in Buckinghamshire and in Argyll, Scotland.

I had a hard time finding anything particularly wrong with From Russia With Love, but if I must, here goes. As mentioned earlier, I wasn’t too fussed with the pre-title sequence and its fake-out death of Bond. I also thought the two chase set pieces towards the end, with the helicopter and the boats, were a little lacklustre, though I freely admit that this is probably only in comparison to the more modern movies where everything is thrown at the increasingly spectacular chase and action sequences. I was a little perturbed by the number of back-projection shots in this, with the principles resolutely studio bound when they should be out on location, but that is a malady that inflicts most movies from this period and, if truth be told, they are mostly kept to the bare minimum here.

A narrow escape from a pursuing SPECTRE helicopter. (There's a helicopter sequence in almost every Bond movie after this)
A narrow escape from a pursuing SPECTRE helicopter. (There’s a helicopter sequence in almost every Bond movie after this)

Ian Fleming considered From Russia, with Love his best Bond novel, and he visited the location shooting for this film in Istanbul, supervising production and touring the city with the producers. It is rumoured that the writer even appears in the finished movie, according to some he can be seen standing next to the Orient Express in one of the train station scenes, though I couldn’t spot him. From Russia With Love was the final Bond film Fleming viewed before he died. The author was initially not thrilled with the casting of Connery as his most famous character, James Bond, but after viewing this movie he changed his mind regarding the actor. Fleming would, in fact, add a Scottish ancestry to Bond’s character in later novels in recognition of the actor’s portrayal.

The film’s cinematographer Ted Moore won the BAFTA award for Best British Cinematography and the British Society of Cinematographers award for Best Cinematography in 1963. The movie was nominated in two categories of the Laurel Awards of 1965; Best Action Drama and Best Supporting Performance (Lotte Lenya). The theme song was nominated for Best Original Song in the 1965 Golden Globes.

SPECTRE just keeps coming after Bond and Tatiana as they flee with the encryption device.
SPECTRE just keeps coming after Bond and Tatiana as they flee with the encryption device. (The first of many speedboat chases to feature in the franchise)

Many critics list this among the best Bond movies ever made. Bond actors Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton and Daniel Craig, and current Bond producers Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli, all consider this their favourite Bond film. The long term initial Bond producer Albert Broccoli listed it in his top three favourites along with Goldfinger (1964) and The Spy Who Loved Me (1977). Total Film magazine named it the ninth-greatest British film of all time in 2004, the only James Bond film to appear on the list. In 2006 IGN listed it as the second-best Bond film ever, behind only Goldfinger, while Entertainment Weekly put the film at ninth. In Time Out magazine’s 2014 list of 101 best action movies, From Russia with Love was voted number 69 by the panel of film critics, directors, stunt performers and actors… the only other Bond to feature was Thunderball (1965) at number 79.

A video game adaptation of this movie was made in 2005 by Electronic Arts. It follows the storyline of the book and film, though numerous new scenes were added to make it more action-oriented and the criminal organisation SPECTRE was changed to OCTOPUS because of a legal dispute over the rights to use that name. Sean Connery, then in his seventies, recorded Bond‘s dialogue for the game, marking a return to the role 22 years after he last played it in the unofficial Bond film Never Say Never Again (1983).

They think it's all over! (This is the first Bond movie with a postscript action scene after the main climax. All subsequent Bonds would have one)
They think it’s all over! (This is the first Bond movie with a postscript action scene after the main climax. All subsequent Bonds would have one)

TL;DR:
This second Bond is the best of the 60s movies. Easily belongs in the Top 5 Bonds of all time.

Technical Rating: 9/10

Rating = 9.5/10
From a Basic score of 8.5 [Plot = 1; Characters = 1; Dialogue = 1; Acting = 1; Costumes & Styling = 1; Props & Sets = 1; Locations = 1; Cinematography = 1; Visual & Sound Effects = 0.5; Musical Score = 1]
Plus a Genre Bonus of 1.5 for the 00 attaché case from Q; for some relatively realistic spy-craft and intrigue; and for a top-notch fist fight between Bond and Red on the train.
Minus a Quality Penalty of 2 for the naff pre-title sequence with the Bond stand in [clearly Connery to begin with, but once he’s dead it’s just some rando wearing a really unconvincing Connery mask]; for a pace that sometimes lags; for a rather disappointing Blofeld (none) reveal; and for a couple of fairly lame and dated action set pieces towards the end [i.e. the one with the helicopter and the one with the boats… though I admit, that’s probably nitpicking].

It is now! A happy ending in Venice... well, in front of a back-projection screen in Pinewood Studios, England.
It is now! A happy ending in Venice… well, in front of a back-projection screen in Pinewood Studios, England.

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James Bond 007 Spy Movie Review: Dr. No (UK/USA, 1962)

Posted by Harbinger451 on October 4, 2022

Dr. No Movie Poster
Dr. No Movie Poster

The Horror of it All CategoryA Harbinger451 James Bond 007 Spy Movie Review:

Dr. No (UK/USA, 1962)

Tagline: NOW meet the most extraordinary gentleman spy in all fiction!…JAMES BOND, Agent 007!
Content Rating: PG (originally A/12) – for mild sex and nudity, moderate violence, some smoking and alcohol use, and some intense and disturbing scenes.
Director: Terence Young
Production Co: Eon Productions, distributed by United Artists.
Runtime: 1hr 49min.

To celebrate sixty years of James Bond in film, I thought I’d rewatch every single one of them in order and write a review of each. Obviously I’ll be including all the official Eon Productions Bond movies, 1962-2021, with the addition of one unofficial entry, Warner Brothers’ Never Say Never Again from 1983. I will not be reviewing the 1955 Climax! TV series adaptation of Casino Royale because it casts Bond as an American CIA agent, so… just, no (also, I haven’t seen it). I will not be reviewing the original 1967 Columbia Pictures comedy version of Casino Royale either… for I do still have some self respect.

We start at the beginning of the Eon franchise with Dr. No, directed by Terence Young, starring Sean Connery and released in 1962. Originally intended as the first of five, this rather low budget ($1.1 million) British spy adventure film heralded one of the movie industry’s most profitable and long running franchises that’s still going strong today; 60 years, 25 official movies and over $5 billion in box office returns later. It also spawned countless imitations and numerous attempts at spoofing the Bond template; though it has to be said, the Bond movies, to varying degrees, are already a spoof of the spy genre themselves. Dr. No met with a mixed critical reception on its release, but was popular with audiences and made a more than healthy profit, the box office returns were $59.5 million.

"Bond, James Bond"
“Bond, James Bond”

Dr. No is somewhat loosely based on Ian Flemming‘s 1958 novel of the same name, his sixth to feature the super-spy James Bond, otherwise known as Agent 007. It includes many firsts, variations of which would reappear in almost all the subsequent films of the series, including: Maurice Binder‘s rifled gun barrel title sequence with Bond (here played by stunt double Bob Simmons) walking, turning and shooting; Monty Norman‘s magnificent signature James Bond Theme, orchestrated by John Barry; and the spy introducing himself as “Bond, James Bond”, this movie perhaps being the most famous instance of it with Sean Connery’s Bond uttering it at the Baccarat table near the beginning in the nightclub sequence featuring Sylvia Trench (Eunice Gayson). The film also set the standard for reclusive, mega-rich and megalomaniacal villains setting themselves up in Baroque lairs to bring ruin upon the world for their own nefarious and often bizarre purposes. A trope that would regularly be repeated, not just in the Bond movies.

The plot is essentially a paired down version of the novel with some alterations. When Strangways, the MI6 Station Chief in Jamaica, is murdered along with his secretary, the head of that secret intelligence service back in Britain, codenamed M (Bernard Lee), assigns intelligence officer James Bond (Sean Connery) to investigate the matter. After being briefed my M, Bond is told to leave his Beretta M1934 behind and Major Boothroyd (Peter Burton), head of MI6’s Q-Branch (the secret service’s Quartermaster’s Section), issues the agent with a Walther PPK, though in fact the gun given to Bond in this movie is a Walther PP which has a slightly larger grip, barrel and frame than the PPK.

Bond gives the chauffeur Mr Jones something to think about.
Bond gives the chauffeur Mr Jones something to think about.

The producers initially sought Cary Grant for the role of Bond, but he would not commit to more than one movie. Roger Moore was considered, but it was decided he looked “too young, perhaps a shade too pretty” at that time, and anyway, the actor was ensconced with shooting The Saint TV series by then which would first air in 1962 just one day before this movie premiered. Both Richard Johnson and Patrick McGoohan were also considered, but both turned it down, and even David Niven was posited briefly before being rejected. The role ultimately went to 31 year-old Connery; he was three years younger than Moore, though obviously didn’t look it. He’d started loosing his hair at seventeen and was required to wear a toupee for this role. By some accounts Connery was considered a bit rough round the edges when first cast, and Director Terence Young had to take the actor to his tailor and hairdresser for “refinements”, then educate him “in the ways of being dapper, witty, and above all, cool”. I have to admit I find Connery’s Bond a rather louche and boorish character who smirks his way through proceedings in an unappealing sort of way, but I’ll try not to let that colour my reviews of his Bonds too much.

Many of the MI6 characters introduced here would also appear regularly throughout the Bond movie series, of course there’s Bond’s boss, M, who was played by Lee in ten movies, and M’s secretary Miss Moneypenny, who was played by Lois Maxwell in 14 of them. Though he is not named as such here, Major Boothroyd is in fact Q, a character that has appeared in 22 of the 25 official movies so far, though Burton only played him in this one. CIA agent Felix Leiter would also go on to appear in numerous later movies, though very rarely being played by the same actor more than once or twice. This movie also introduces, if only in passing, the criminal organisation SPECTRE (SPecial Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion) which often controls the various antagonists that Bond finds himself up against.

Bond meets Felix Leiter for the first time
Bond meets Felix Leiter for the first time.

Upon arriving in Jamaica, Bond is met at the airport by an apparent chauffeur, Mr Jones (Reginald Carter), sent from Government House in Kingston to collect him. This would not be protocol for an arriving clandestine agent, and Bond knows this, confirming his suspicions by calling Government House from the airport. After a brief fight, Bond attempts to interrogate the chauffeur, but Jones kills himself by biting into a cyanide-laced cigarette rather than talk. After meeting Felix Leiter (Jack Lord) and local boatman Quarrel (John Kitzmiller), 007 learns that Strangways was cooperating with the CIA on a case involving the disruption of rocket launches from Cape Canaveral by radio jamming, the signal of which was traced back to Jamaica. Quarrel had been ferrying Strangways about the nearby islands in the search for the source of these jamming signals, and it seems that one of these islands, Crab Key, was of particular interest due to the presence of abnormally high radioactivity.

Bond spoils Annabel Chung’s shots of him while Quarrel lends a hand.
Bond spoils Annabel Chung’s shots of him while Quarrel lends a hand.

As it turns out, Crab Key is the home of the mysterious Dr. Julius No (Joseph Wiseman), a SPECTRE operative who will stop at nothing to ensure that Bond does not survive his investigations. Bond has to deal with various irritants sent by the bad Dr. No: including Annabel Chung (Marguerite LeWars), a very persistent photographer; the Three Blind Mice, a trio of assassins; Miss Taro (Zena Marshall), a double-agent secretary at Government House; Professor Dent (Anthony Dawson), a decidedly dodgy geologist; a poisonous tarantula, though tarantulas aren’t poisonous (it was a deadly centipede in the book); a flame-throwing armoured car, disguised as a dragon to scare off the locals; and of course, dozens of guards and henchmen once we get to the evil Doctor’s island and his underground nuclear power-plant base.

Miss Taro paints her talons while Bond smokes in bed.
Miss Taro paints her talons while Bond smokes in bed.

Along the way Bond meets Honey Rider (Ursula Andress, due to her heavy Swiss-German accent, she’s dubbed by Nikki van der Zyl [speaking] and Diana Coupland [singing]), a local shell diver who makes a habit of sneaking onto Crab Key island to collect the Jamaican seashells she sells on the sea shore in Miami. Her first scene in the movie, walking from the surf wearing a bikini made from a British Army webbing belt, became iconic and it not only sent sales of two-piece swimwear sky-rocketing, it also made Andress an international celebrity. With little actual screen time, she doesn’t appear till well after the half way mark, Honey’s only role it seems, apart from being obvious eye candy for the males in the audience, is to give Bond someone to rescue at the end.

This brings me to something that is never explained in the movie, when Bond and Honey are separated while at dinner with Dr. No, she is wearing a pink floral mini-dress over full length pink pants. But when Bond finds her again after his ridiculously easy escape and the sabotaging of No’s grand scheme, she’s not wearing any pants, just the dress, as he releases the shackles pinning her to a slope about to be inundated by the sea. Is it a continuity error or is this implying that Honey has been subjected to sexual assault by the guards? Of course a mainstream 60s movie would never depict such a thing directly, but Dr. No did suggest the guards amuse themselves with her when she was escorted away at dinner, so maybe this is a way of implying it without showing it.

The dastardly Prof. Dent meets his well deserved end.
The dastardly Prof. Dent meets his well deserved end.

I really enjoyed the first half of this movie very much, its got wit and style to spare and is driven by some hard-boiled espionage antics, exemplified by the cold-blooded killing of the treacherous Professor Dent by Bond. It has surprising grit and is violent for a 60s movie, not so much by today’s standards perhaps, but it was ground breaking at the time and definitely set the mould for many a spy infused action adventure movie to come. I can’t deny that Connery was good in this, as were the rest of the cast, though I particularly liked Jack Lord as Felix, Joseph Wiseman as Dr. No and Zena Marshal as Miss Taro.

The film does, however, get a little bogged down in the second half once Bond gets to Dr. No‘s island and the pace stagnates somewhat in comparison, the plot descending into linear simplicity and culminating in a less than impressive climax (though I admit that this is probably in comparison to later Bond movies with much more complex and spectacular endings … and, of course, much larger budgets). Having said that, the Jamaican locations are all great and suitably exotic, especially the bauxite terminal near Oracabessa used for the external shots of Dr. No’s island base. Ken Adams‘ set designs for the interiors of the base are simple but stylishly evocative.

Bond admires Honey Rider and her skimpy swim suit.
Bond admires Honey Rider and her skimpy swim suit.

The musical score is a little hit and miss, though the main James Bond Theme is of course a triumph, the theme entered the UK Singles Chart and reached a peak position of number thirteen during its eleven week stay. The calypso elements of the score are probably an acquired taste these days, but at least they do successfully evoke a suitably 60s Jamaican milieu.

After seeing the movie, Ian Fleming described it as “Dreadful. Simply dreadful” and was not happy with the casting of Connery, but changed his mind as the franchise progressed. Due to the subtle elements of humour and self-parody in the movies, Fleming even changed his depiction of the literary Bond, giving him a sense of humour in You Only Live Twice, published in 1964, a trait that was missing in earlier books. Fleming had often visited the location filming of Dr. No in Jamaica, shooting taking place close to his Goldeneye estate, and he’d had many opinions regarding some of the casting. He apparently favoured Richard Todd or Edward Underdown for the role of Bond and had wanted Noël Coward (his friend) or Christopher Lee (his step-cousin) to play the role of Dr. No. The sales of Fleming’s novels blew-up after the release of this and subsequent movies, 500,000 had sold by 1961, that rose to seven million by 1965.

Bond and Honey (with pink pants) come face to face with Dr. No.
Bond and Honey (with pink pants) come face to face with Dr. No.

The Vatican condemned the movie as “a dangerous mixture of violence, vulgarity, sadism and sex” and the Kremlin described Bond as the personification of capitalist evil. Both views only served to increase public awareness and led to greater box-office returns for the film. President John F. Kennedy, a fan of the James Bond novels, requested a private showing in the White House. It was ranked 41 on the top 100 British films list compiled by the British Film Institute in 1999, and in 2005 the American Film Institute recognised the character of Bond, as played by Connery in this film, as the third greatest film hero of the past 100 years.

TL;DR:
Seminal Bond, spawned the franchise, good, but not great.

Technical Rating: 8/10

Rating = 8/10
From a Basic score of 8.5 [Plot = 0.5; Characters = 1; Dialogue = 1; Acting = 1; Costumes & Styling = 1; Props & Sets = 1; Locations = 1; Cinematography = 1; Visual & Sound Effects = 0.5; Musical Score = 0.5]
Plus a Genre Bonus of 1.5 for some hard-boiled espionage antics during the first half; for Bond being a cold blooded son-of-a-bitch in the way he despatches Dent; and for the flame-throwing armoured car.
Minus a Quality Penalty of 2 for a rather ponderous second half [once the action shifts to Dr. No’s island]; for Honey Rider simply being there so Bond has someone to rescue at the end; for Bond’s escape from Dr. No’s cell being way too easy; and for quite a lame and somewhat ridiculous climax in Dr. No’s control room [at least when seen with modern eyes and expectations].

Bond and Honey (without pink pants) have a Happy Ending.
Bond and Honey (without pink pants) have a Happy Ending.

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Swords and Sorcery Fantasy Movie Review: The Archer: Fugative from the Empire (USA, 1981)

Posted by Harbinger451 on February 22, 2022

The Archer: Fugative from the Empire

The Horror of it All CategoryA Harbinger451 Swords & Sorcery Fantasy Movie Review:

The Archer: Fugative from the Empire (USA, 1981)

AKA: The Archer and the Sorceress.
Content Rating: PG – for fantasy action/adventure violence.
Director: Nicholas J. Corea
Production Co: Mad Dog Productions & Universal Television.
Runtime: 1hr 36min.

The Archer: Fugative from the Empire is the first in an intended series of TV movies for NBC, the later instalments of which did not materialize. We are left with a pilot that ends on a now strange “to-be-continued” note that ultimately leads nowhere. It’s a bit of a shame, for this is a pretty decent attempt at a sword and sorcery tale, even though it admittedly suffers from the typical budgetary and technical limitations of such television productions made during the very early 80s.

It concerns the adventures of Toran (Lane Caudell), a young and dispossessed barbarian prince with a magic bow, who is on the run from The Dynasty, a cruel invading empire, after being framed in the assassination of his father by his duplicitous cousin Sandros (Marc Alaimo). He’s trying to find the great wizard Lazar-Sa who may be able to help him. While being tracked by the Dynasty’s supreme warlord Gar (Kabir Bedi) and his snake people minions, Toran picks up a pair of companions, a young sorceress called Estra (Belinda Bauer) and a roguish thief named Slant (Victor Campos).

Archer Fugative of the Empire
Toran (Lane Caudell – right) and his father, Brakus (George Kennedy -left).

The plot is unavoidably half-baked due to the cancellation of any continuing instalments, and the characters and dialogue, though colourful, are rather hackneyed. The acting is hammy at best, though this movie does grant you the chance to enjoy the spectacle of George Kennedy done up as a braided, bleached-blonde barbarian king, Toran‘s father, at the beginning.

The props, sets and locations are all a bit hit and miss but generally acceptable, as is the cinematography. It’s all fairly standard 80s TV fair so the visual effects leave a lot to be desired, although the makeup, masks and costumes for the lizard-man snake people are quite good … its almost worth watching for them alone. The costumes are generally more hit than miss; some thought and creativity clearly went into them.

Archer Fugative from the Empire.
The Dynasty’s supreme warlord Gar (Kabir Bedi) with one of his snake people henchmen.

The worst thing about the whole show was probably the annoying electronic music. It is often touted as the first major film to have a one hundred per cent synthesized score (though Hawk The Slayer (1980) appears to have had one a year earlier). This jarring incidental soundtrack was very intrusive in a lot of places and seemed more suited to science fiction than sword and sorcery.

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The snake people really are the best thing about this movie.

The series was probably never continued because of its initial lack-lustre reception when first broadcast in the USA. It should be considered somewhat ahead of its time, however. If it had come out just one year later, perhaps it would have benefited from the success of Excalibur (1981), Dragonslayer (1981) and Conan the Barbarian (1982) and the wider interest in swords and sorcery that these big-budget, big-screen movie successes spawned. The Archer was better received outside of the US and was even released theatrically in West Germany and France.

Archer: Fugative from the Empire
Slant (Victor Campos), Toran (Lane Caudell) and Estra (Belinda Bauer) are ready for action.

Any self-respecting fantasy fan should see this moderately entertaining film at least once; needless to say, though, true fantasy fanatics will be falling over themselves to add this to their permanent movie collection.

Technical Rating: 5/10
(From a Basic Score of 4.5 [Plot = 0.5; Characters = 0.5; Dialogue = 0.5; Acting = 0.5; Costumes & Styling = 1; Props & Sets = 0.5; Locations = 0.5; Cinematography = 0.5; Visual & Sound Effects = 0; Musical Score = 0]; plus a Genre Bonus of 0.5 for the snake people.)

Archer: Fugative from the Empire
The guardian of the shrine where Toran finds the sorceress Estra.

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Swords and Sorcery Fantasy Movie Review: Clash of the Titans (UK/USA, 1981)

Posted by Harbinger451 on January 7, 2022

Clash of the Titans

The Horror of it All CategoryA Harbinger451 Swords & Sorcery Fantasy Movie Review:

Clash of the Titans (UK/USA, 1981)

Tagline: An Epic Entertainment Spectacular! | Experience The Fantastic! | You will feel the power. Live the adventure. Experience the fantastic.
Content Rating: 12 – for moderate fantasy/adventure violence with some blood and gore, some mild horror and some mild nudity.
Director: Desmond Davis
Production Co: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.
Runtime: 1hr 58min.

Clash of the Titans is old-school visual effects maestro Ray Harryhausen‘s last movie before retiring, and he returns to Greek Mythology for inspiration, Jason and the Argonauts (UK/USA, 1963) being his only other such outing. It’s certainly his biggest budgeted film ever, it cost an estimated $15,000,000 and he throws everything at it. Of all his movies, only Hammer Production’s One Million Years B.C. (1966) has come close to featuring as many stop-motion elements as this one. The stop-motion animation technique, that Harryhausen specialized in, was well past its sell-by date by the time this movie came out though. In comparison, the animatronics used in the contemporaneous movie Dragonslayer (UK/USA, 1981) were state-of-the-art. The stop-motion creatures of Clash were looking decidedly unsophisticated and even, dare I say, somewhat naff by this point.

Despite all that, the movie is still very entertaining in parts, and it did well at the box office, making $70,000,000. If you’re a fan of Harryhausen, adventure movies, mythology, or fantasy in general, there is still a lot to enjoy here.

The movie retells the story of Perseus (Harry Hamlin) and Andromeda (Judi Bowker), and features many of the Greek Olympian pantheon; including Zeus (Laurence Olivier), Hera (Claire Bloom), Thetis (Maggie Smith), Aphrodite (Ursula Andress), Poseidon (Jack Gwillim), Athena (Susan Fleetwood) and Hephaestus (Pat Roach).

Clash of the Titans
Perseus consults with the Stygian Witches for some much needed advice.

Listed in the credits are The Mythologicals (as themselves). These are the stop-motion creations featured in the film; Bubo (a mechanical owl fashioned by Hephaestus), Charon (the ferryman across the River Styx), Dioskilos (a two-headed hell hound), Kraken (a sea monster), Medusa (the gorgon, a snake-haired horror), Pegasus (a winged, flying horse), giant Scorpions (born from Medusa’s spilt blood) and a giant Vulture. There is also Calibos, played by Neil McCarthy, who gets transformed into a deformed monstrous satyr-like creature by Zeus for committing several atrocities against the father of the gods, including the killing of his sacred flying horses (not including Pegasus).

A beautiful mortal, Danaë (Vida Taylor), is impregnated by Zeus and gives birth to Perseus. Her furious father, King Acrisius of Argos (Donald Houston), locks her and her newborn demigod son into a chest and casts them to the seas. Zeus kills the King in revenge and orders Poseidon to release the last of the Titans, the Kraken, to destroy Argos. The chest carrying Danaë and her son safely floats to the island of Seriphos, where Perseus grows to adulthood.

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Perseus and his pals must overcome Dioskilos the hell hound before confronting the Gorgon.

Princess Andromeda, daughter of Queen Cassiopeia of Joppa (Siân Phillips), was betrothed to Calibos, the no-good son of sea-goddess Thetis before he was turned into a hideous creature by Zeus. Now she is cursed to only be able to marry a suitor who can answer a riddle set that day by the deformed and bitter Calibos, failure to answer the riddle correctly would result in the suitor’s execution. To revenge herself on Zeus, Thetis brings Perseus to Joppa, knowing he will fall for Andromeda and that he will attempt to answer one of her son’s riddles … and undoubtedly fail. With the aid of some gifts from the gods (including a helm of invisibility from Athena, a magical sword from Aphrodite, and a very shiny shield from Hera) and with some sneaking around, Perseus is able to learn the next day’s riddle in advance and correctly answers. This infuriates Thetis and her son.

At the wedding of Perseus and Andromeda in Thetis’ own temple in Joppa, Cassiopeia foolishly declares her daughter more beautiful than even Thetis herself. Knowing she cannot act against Perseus without angering Zeus, the angry sea-goddess demands Andromeda be sacrificed to the Kraken, or she’ll have the monstrous beast destroy the city instead. With the help of friends, poet Ammon (Burgess Meredith) and soldier Thallo (Tim Pigott-Smith), Perseus and Andromeda must find a way to defeat the Kraken. They seak out the Stygian Witches (the Graeae, or grey witches/sisters) for this purpose and are told that the only way is by using the head of the gorgon, Medusa. Whose gaze can turn any living thing, including the Kraken, into stone, but Medusa lives on an island in the River Styx, which is right at the edge of the Underworld.

Although rather loose with its interpretation of the mythology, Clash of the Titans certainly packs a lot into its dense, almost two-hour runtime. As well as being Ray Harryhausen’s final effort, this was also the last theatrical film for producer Charles H. Schneer and actor Donald Houston, as well as that of Flora Robson and Freda Jackson, who played two of the three Stygian Witches (Anna Manahan played the third).

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Persues tries to not catch the eye of the baleful Medusa, that hideous Gorgon.

Clash of the Titans‘ screenwriter, Beverley Cross, was married to Maggie Smith, who played Thetis. He was also the screenwriter for Jason and the Argonauts. Jack Gwillim, who appeared here as Poseidon, had played the role of King Aeëtes in Jason and the Argonauts.

The Kraken is in fact a product of Norwegian mythology, not Greek. The name is synonymous in Norwegian and Swedish with a giant squid. According to Greek myth, the sea monster (not a Titan) that Andromeda was to be sacrificed to was called Cetus, which means whale. The only other “Titan” featured in Clash of the Titans was Medusa, but she was not considered a Titan in Greek Mythology. The Titans were not monsters necessarily; they were simply the twelve gods and goddesses who preceded the Olympians. In the original myth, Cassiopeia and Andromeda were Queen and Princess of Aethiopia, not Joppa. Though, a later variant does place the climactic events there. Perseus did not fly with the aid of a captured Pegasus (that was Bellerophon); Perseus had winged sandals loaned to him by the god Hermes. Of the other gifts, Zeus gave him the sword, Hades‘s gave the helm of invisibility, and Athena gave the polished shield.

Clash of the Titans Movie Still
Perseus will never be short of head from now on.

A CGI heavy 3D remake, Clash of the Titans (USA, 2010), was produced and followed by a sequel, Wrath of the Titans (USA, 2012). Both star Sam Worthington as Perseus, and both depict Hades as the main antagonist plotting against the demigod hero.

Technical Rating: 6.5/10
(From a Basic Score of 6 [Plot = 0.5; Characters = 0.5; Dialogue = 0.5; Acting = 0.5; Costumes & Styling = 0.5; Props & Sets = 0.5; Locations = 1; Cinematography = 1; Visual & Sound Effects = 0.5; Musical Score = 0.5]; minus a Quality Penalty of 0.5 for its rather plodding pace and overlong runtime; plus a Genre Bonus of 1 for depicting the Greek gods and for bringing so many mythological creatures to life, including Medusa and Pegasus, albeit in a stilted stop-motion form.)

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Clash of the Titans Movie Still
The rousing finale would have been gobsmackingly awesome back in the 60s or even the early 70s, but in the 80s – not so much.

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Swords and Sorcery Fantasy Movie Review: Jason and the Argonauts (UK/USA, 1963)

Posted by Harbinger451 on January 5, 2022

Jason and the Argonauts

The Horror of it All CategoryA Harbinger451 Swords & Sorcery Fantasy Movie Review:

Jason and the Argonauts (UK/USA, 1963)

Tagline: Greatest Odyssey Of The Ages – for the first time on the screen | SEE! The Adventure That Stunned the World…And the Mighty Men Who Conquered It! | The epic story that was destined to stand as a colossus of adventure!
Content Rating: PG – for fantasy/adventure violence with some blood and some mild horror.
Director: Don Chaffey
Production Co: Morningside Productions & Columbia Pictures.
Runtime: 1hr 44min.

Special effects god Ray Harryhausen regarded this joint British/American production as his best film, rightly in my opinion. Filmed on location in and around Salerno in Italy with studio work carried out in the S. A. F. A. Studios in Rome and Shepperton Studios in Surrey, England. It is a rather loose retelling of the myth regarding the Greek hero Jason, played by Todd Armstrong, and his quest to secure the fabled Golden Fleece from King Aeëtes of Colchis (Jack Gwillim).

Jason is the son of King Aristo of Thessaly. While Jason is an infant, his father is murdered by Pelias (Douglas Wilmer), who usurps the throne. Because of a prophecy that states that one of Aristo’s children will avenge the murder, the young Jason is spirited away by one of Aristo’s loyal soldiers for his protection. A daughter of Aristo seeks refuge at the temple of Hera but is slain by Pelias. This angers the goddess Hera (Honor Blackman), so she warns Pelias to beware of “a one-sandaled man” and becomes the protector of Jason.

As an adult, Jason saves Pelias from drowning in an “accident” orchestrated by Hera but does not realize that he has saved the man who killed his father. Jason loses a sandal during the rescue, so Pelias recognizes him as an enemy. Pelias encourages Jason to search for the Golden Fleece, which the young man can use to rally support against the usurper, knowing full well that the notoriously difficult endeavour will likely result in the hero’s death.

Jason and the Argonauts
The Argonauts encounter the giant “living” statue Talos on the “Isle of Bronze”.

Jason has a ship, the Argo, built and piloted by Argus (Laurence Naismith), and heroes from all over Greece compete to be included in his crew of Argonauts. Including Hercules (Nigel Green), Hylas (John Cairney), Phalerus (Andrew Faulds), and the twins, Castor (Ferdinando Poggi) and Polydeuces/Pollux (John Crawford). Acastus (Gary Raymond) also manages to join the crew; unknown to Jason, he is the son of Pelias and is determined to sabotage the quest.

Jason and the Argonauts are variously aided by the goddess Hera, and the gods Zeus (Niall MacGinnis), Hermes (Michael Gwynn) and Triton (Bill Gudgeon). The heroes seek out the advice of blind Phineus (Patrick Troughton), who is tormented by harpies as punishment for misusing his gift of prophecy, on how to find Colchis. Medea (Nancy Kovack), a sorcerous priestess and the daughter of King Aeëtes of Colchis, falls in love with Jason once he gets there and helps him attain his golden goal.

Jason and the Argonauts
Phineus is tormented by harpies as punishment for misusing his gift of prophecy.

Although critically acclaimed, it barely made its $3,000,000 budget back at its initial release and was a box office disappointment, which just blows my mind. Perhaps it came too soon after the Steve Reeves film Hercules (Italy, 1958), which covered much of the same mythological ground. Jason and the Argonauts has since, of course, gone on to be considered an absolute cult classic with so many thrilling scenes now accepted as iconic in the history of fantasy cinema.

An early working title for this movie was Sinbad and the Age of Muses. It was originally envisioned as a follow-up to the very successful The 7th Voyage of Sinbad (USA, 1958) and would have had Sinbad join Jason on his voyage aboard the Argo (despite about 2000 years between their supposed lifetimes). The Sinbad angle was soon dropped, though. The working title became Jason and the Golden Fleece before being finalised.

The Argo, modelled after an ancient Greek Warship, was built over a fishing boat powered by three large Mercedes engines that cost roughly 10% of the film’s budget. The ship was later sold to 20th Century-Fox and used in their historical epic, Cleopatra (USA, 1963).

Jason and the Argonauts
Triton helps the passage of the Argo and her crew through the Clashing Rocks.

This movie is replete with elements that are not entirely consistent with the actual myths, but that doesn’t really matter. Most of the changes make a more cogent, exciting and streamlined narrative or present a more visually arresting scenario. In the mythology, the giant bronze automaton, Talos, was encountered on the return journey after gaining the Golden Fleece, not before, and it guarded Crete, not the “Isle of Bronze”. Hylas wasn’t crushed by the defeated and falling Talos but was seduced and kidnapped by one or more water nymphs who fell in love with him as he drew water from a spring. As in the film, Hercules did leave the Argonauts because of the mysterious disappearance, determined to find out what happened to his beloved friend.

The harpies were not caught and caged but were simply chased away. Triton did not aid the Argo‘s passage through the Clashing Rocks; Athena gave the ship an extra push so it could speed between the cliffs before they closed.

The Golden Fleece was not guarded by a hydra, but by a dragon, and Jason did not slay it, Medea cast a sleep spell on it. It wasn’t skeletons that were sown from the dragon’s teeth, it was the Spartoi (sown men), and Jason did not fight them directly, he tricked them into fighting each other. Castor and Phalerus were not killed by the skeletons/Spartoi, they both survived the many adventures of the Argonauts.

Jason and the Argonauts
Jason must deal with the Hydra before he can safely claim the Golden Fleece.

The TV mini-series Jason and the Argonauts (USA, 2000) is by far a more faithful adaptation of the myth, but it is nowhere near as entertaining as this movie. Despite the divergence from myth, or perhaps because of it, no self-respecting fantasy fan can afford to miss this classic 1963 fantasy film.

Technical Rating: 9/10
(From a Basic Score of 7.5 [Plot = 0.5; Characters = 0.5; Dialogue = 0.5; Acting = 0.5; Costumes & Styling = 0.5; Props & Sets = 1; Locations = 1; Cinematography = 1; Visual & Sound Effects = 1; Musical Score = 1]; plus a Genre Bonus of 1.5 for all the stupendous special effects (for the time), including the iconic scenes of the giant bronze statue Talos coming to life, of the harpies tormenting Phineus, Triton holding the Clashing Rocks apart, the Hydra guarding the Golden Fleece, and the battle with the skeletal warriors – all bringing Greek Mythology to life like never before.)

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Jason and the Argonauts
Jason and his mates fight off some animated skeletons. Possibly one of the most iconic scenes in fantasy movie history.

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Swords and Sorcery Fantasy Movie Review: Deathstalker (Argentina/USA, 1983)

Posted by Harbinger451 on January 4, 2022

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The Horror of it All CategoryA Harbinger451 Swords & Sorcery Fantasy Movie Review:

Deathstalker (Argentina/USA, 1983)

Tagline: The Might of the Sword… The Evil of the Sorcerer…
Content Rating: 15 – for nudity, sexuality, rape, bloody violence and drunkeness.
Director: James Sbardellati
Production Co: Aries Cinematográfica & Roger Corman’s New World Pictures.
Runtime: 1hr 20min.

It’s tempting to say this is just another dumb and trashy titty-palooza barbarian exploitation film produced by Roger Corman in the 80s, but that is kind of selling it short. Don’t get me wrong, it is still a cheap and tacky Conan wannabe that borders on the sleazy and nasty … but it has a certain flair for action and violence, and it doesn’t let its low budget limit its ambition.

The egotistical, amoral and intellectually challenged titular barbarian (Rick Hill) is possibly the most uncharismatic and unlikable “hero” I’ve ever encountered (to call him an antihero still wouldn’t come close), but it is kind of refreshing in a perverse sort of way. You don’t often get morally ambiguous protagonists that can give the villain of the piece a run for his money in the despicable douche-bag stakes.

The plot may seem a little random at first, but eventually, some sense materializes. A wandering barbarian chancer, dressed in bits of shammy-leather and sporting an unconvincing scratty blonde wig, is tasked by an old witch to retrieve a chalice, an amulet, and a sword. The chalice and amulet are held by the evil warlord/sorcerer Munkar (Bernard Erhard), while the sword has been hidden away by the old witch herself in a cave guarded by an ogre and an imp.

Deathstalker
Deathstalker’s opening scene lets you know straight away what to expect. All of the males in this shot are killed in the first ten minutes by our hero. The female is at first rescued and then harassed by him too.

Deathstalker retrieves the sword first, defeating the ogre with help from the imp, who reveals himself to be the thief Salmaron, cursed by the witch. When the curse is lifted, Salmaron (now Augusto Larreta) agrees to accompany Deathstalker on his journey to Munkar’s castle. Along the way, they pick up two other wandering adventurers, a buff and charming Oghris (Richard Brooker) and a very scantily clad Kaira (Lana Clarkson).

It becomes clear that the best way into Munkar’s heavily guarded stronghold is to attend a tournament he is holding to find the best warrior in the land … a bit like Enter the Dragon (Hong Kong/USA, 1973) but way less well-staged and choreographed.

There’s a tangential sub-plot about a kidnapped Princess (ex-Playboy playmate and recording artist Barbi Benton) being held against her will by Munkar, that intersects with the main plot on occasion.

Deathstalker
An imp offers Deathstalker (yes, that’s his name apparently) some advice regarding an ogre.

The best thing about Deathstalker the movie is that it packs as much as it can into its brief runtime, heads will roll and boobs will be exposed, and at least it tries to be funny. It doesn’t always succeed with the intentional laughs, though. There are way more guffaws to be had from the unintentional, for the ineptitude of almost every facet of this film is quite staggering.

So, if in the name of a few cheap laughs and giggles, you can stomach an amateurish, and rather rapey, Barbarian flick that leaves a bad taste in your mouth, then this mouldy hunk of cheese might just be the ripe gorgonzola your looking for.

Deathstalker
Princess Barbi Benton is harassed by a hogman while Rick Hill, Lana Clarkson and a whole bunch of other barbarian types look on.

The commercial success of this film, with an estimated budget of $457,000 and Box office takings of $11,919,250, pathed the way for three sequels; Deathstalker II (Argentina/USA, 1987), Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell (Mexico/USA, 1988), and Deathstalker IV: Match of Titans (USA, 1991). Rick Hill reprised his role in only the latter of these, a film that would liberally re-use stock footage from this, the first. Corman had already re-used stock footage from Deathstalker, along with some from Sorceress (Mexico/USA, 1982), in his utterly terrible children’s fantasy movie Wizards of the Lost Kingdom (Argentina/USA, 1985).

This first Deathstalker movie also launched the career of Lana Clarkson, who became a recognizable cult celebrity in the genre. Clarkson later worked with Roger Corman on the similarly themed Barbarian Queen (Argentina/USA, 1985) and Barbarian Queen II (Mexico/USA, 1992). This was also the first in a slew of films that Corman made in Argentina.

Deathstalker
Munkar, evil warlord and sorcerer, toys with one of his victims.

Deathstalker and its first sequel took on the status of cult classics after the video versions became staples during the fledgling days of cable television and video rentals. Rentals and sales were definitely aided by the massive misrepresentation of actual content by the slick Boris Vallejo artwork used in the posters and covers for these movies. Believe me, any similarity between the characters in the Boris paintings used and the characters in the films concerned is entirely coincidental.

Recommended for aficionados of cult film, for slaves to sword and sorcery movies, and teenage boys everywhere.

Technical Rating: 4/10
(From a Basic Score of 3 [Plot = 0.5; Characters = 0.5; Dialogue = 0.5; Acting = 0; Costumes & Styling = 0; Props & Sets = 0; Locations = 0.5; Cinematography = 0.5; Visual & Sound Effects = 0; Musical Score = 0.5]; plus a Genre Bonus of 1 for the hog-headed brute, for the unrelenting action and pace, and for the shear (if misguided) ambition of the thing.)

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Deathstalker
Deathstalker gets a chance to take on the hulking hogman during the tournament.

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Swords and Sorcery Fantasy Movie Review: Hawk the Slayer (UK, 1980)

Posted by Harbinger451 on January 3, 2022

Hawk the Slayer

The Horror of it All CategoryA Harbinger451 Swords & Sorcery Fantasy Movie Review:

Hawk the Slayer (UK, 1980)

Tagline: Two brothers locked in deadly combat till the end of time!
Content Rating: PG – for mild fantasy action/adventure violence and some mild horror.
Director: Terry Marcel
Production Co: ITC Entertainment, Marcel/Robertson Productions Ltd & Chips Productions.
Runtime: 1hr 34min.

This movie is the very definition of a Sword and Sorcery cult classic. It’s a cheap but moderately effective “spaghetti-western” style fantasy film. Made by the British and with two Yank actors starring. One was a seasoned veteran, Jack Palance, and the other was just starting out, John Terry. The two writers, director Terry Marcel and producer Harry Robertson, were inspired by Akira Kurosawa’s Yojimbo (Japan, 1961), Sergio Leone’s Fistful of Dollars (Italy, 1964) and, of course, the sword and sorcery fiction of Robert E. Howard. I think also that this movie owes more than a passing nod to the Hammer horror-fantasy Captain Kronos – Vampire Hunter (UK, 1974). Which, directed by Brian Clemens, has the same “spaghetti-western” feel and droll humour, but with a higher budget and a much darker and more violent plot. Hawk the Slayer has plenty of action, but being aimed at a slightly younger audience, it has little blood to show for it. It is great fun though, and not a little weird.

I think the writers must also have been aware of the then recent boom in fantasy table-top roleplaying games like Dungeons & Dragons because the script runs a bit like someone wrote out their recent gaming sessions. It comes off as a series of random encounters undertaken to build an adventuring party and then strung together into a narrative. Although a small scale film, there are many allusions to a much wider and more complicated fictional world. It is constantly trying to establish that what you are experiencing is just a narrow snapshot of a much broader saga.

Hawk the Slayer
One of the many random encounters with delightfully strange and disparate characters.

The two stars are supposed to be brothers, but Jack Palance, playing Voltan the evil brother, was 60 and John Terry, playing Hawk the good brother, was 30 when the film was made. Ferdy Mayne, who briefly appears as their father, was 64. Voltan could easily have been made Hawk’s evil uncle. It wouldn’t change the plot at all, but it would have made much more sense than them being brothers.

The plot involves Voltan terrorizing the land and its populace on behalf of some all-powerful evil dark lord. When he kidnaps a (not Christian) Abbess (Annette Crosbie) for ransom, her underling nuns send Ranulf (W. Morgan Sheppard), a man they had nursed back to health after Voltan wiped out his village, to the High Abbot (Harry Andrews) for help. The Abbot sends Ranulf on to a chap called Hawk the Slayer, who wields a magic “Mind Sword”. Hawk assembles a team of old friends: Gort (Bernard Bresslaw), a dour giant with a mighty mallet; Crow (Ray Charleson), an elf of few words who wields a deadly bow; and Baldin (Peter O’Farrell), a wisecracking dwarf skilled with a whip. There’s an unnamed blind sorceress (Patricia Quinn) that aids him and a whole variety of odd and interesting characters that we bump into along the way as our hero journeys to deal with his wicked brother, Voltan.

Hawk the Slayer
Hawk assembles his party of adventurers and gets ready for action.

Hawk the Slayer was shot in Buckinghamshire over six weeks and with a budget of £600,000. It has more than adequate costumes, passable locations and a few (barely) decent sets. The shonky special effects are atrocious, and the disco style electronic score is often painful to hear. Palance knows he’s in a piece of schlock and over-acts mercilessly, while an equally aware Terry comes off as sullen and is as wooden as a board. It’s amazing that the rest of the cast, mostly well known UK character actors from 70s TV and movies, don’t crack up while delivering this hokey nonsense under such conditions, but, against the odds, they manage to keep straight-faced like the true professionals they are. Look out for Cheryl Campbell, Catriona MacColl, Shane Briant, Roy Kinnear, Patrick Magee, Graham Stark and Warren Clarke.

Just when the movie was scheduled for release in the United States, ITC, the film’s distribution company, went bust and so it never made it to theatres there. And despite an initial negative reception on its UK theatrical release it went on to a moderate, and long-lasting, success in the TV and Home Video markets all around the world, and ultimately achieved cult status despite the theatrical setbacks.

Hawk the Slayer
Voltan and his henchmen harass a couple of tavern patrons.

For fantasy fans of a certain age, like myself, it is hard to put aside a nostalgia-fueled love for this movie and look at it with critical eyes. It is undoubtedly a bad movie, but its charm and humour (intentional or not) win through … it literally is “so bad it’s good”. A “guilty pleasure” if ever there was one. Hawk the Slayer came out right at the start of the 1980s bonanza in swords and sorcery flicks, so it pre-empted the bigger budget hits like Dragonslayer (UK/USA,1981), Conan the Barbarian (USA, 1982) and The Sword and the Sorcerer (USA, 1982). Perhaps if it had come along just a little later, more would have been invested in it, and it might have made a bigger splash. Bernard Bresslaw, of “Carry On” fame and who had already appeared in the comedy fantasy Jabberwocky (UK, 1977) as The Landlord, would go on to play Rell the Cyclops in Krull (UK/USA, 1983), a similar role to his Gort the giant in this movie.

Many complain that Hawk the Slayer has the air of an episode in a series or a middle movie in a trilogy. I quite like that it suggests more than is there. Life went on in this film’s world before the movie ever started and life will go on long after it has finished. There has been plenty of talk regarding potential prequels and/or sequels over the years since its making, but none of it has come to much more than that so far.

Hawk the Slayer
What is it with bad-guys and red hot pokers … perverts, the lot of them.

This movie is not only one for swords and sorcery nerds though, it’s also for lovers of truly awful movies everywhere and kids of all ages, young and old. If you tick all three, you’ll be in heaven. I have to say, when I was putting together the images for this review, it became apparent that, despite its cheapness, a lot of the scenes were very carefully composed for visual impact, as if each was staged with a potential publicity shot in mind.

Technical Rating: 5/10
(From a Basic Score of 4.5 [Plot = 0.5; Characters = 1; Dialogue = 0.5; Acting = 0.5; Costumes & Styling = 0.5; Props & Sets = 0.5; Locations = 0.5; Cinematography = 0.5; Visual & Sound Effects = 0; Musical Score = 0]; minus a Quality Penalty of 0.5 for some bad editing; plus a Genre Bonus of 1 for Jack Palance hamming it up, and for featuring a very DnD fantasy RPG party of adventurers that includes a pointy eared elf, a somewhat diminutive dwarf and a not so giant … giant)

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Hawk the Slayer
The oh-so mysterious dark lord makes one of his oh-so mysterious appearances.

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Lovecraftian Horror Movie Review: The Untamed (2016), A Mexican Tentacle Sex Monster Movie!

Posted by Harbinger451 on April 2, 2018

The Lovecraftian CategoryThe Untamed (Amat Escalante, Mexico. 2016), A Mexican Tentacle Sex Monster Movie!

Fair Warning: this article discusses a film which features an explicit tentacle sex monster, if this concept makes you uncomfortable in any way THEN YOU ARE ADVISED THAT CONTINUING TO READ FROM THIS POINT FORWARD IS TO UNNECESSARILY INFLICT PSYCHIC DISTRESS UPON YOURSELF! Perhaps you could look at pictures of kittens in baskets instead, as this is clearly not the film for you.

The Untamed (2016)

For those made of sterner stuff, let us begin as the film does with an asteroid in space. Then we immediately cut to a naked woman – aroused? post-coital? disappointed? – with a tentacle being suggestively withdrawn from her pubic region. We do not see that to which the tentacle is attached. The story folds out from this point onwards, bringing in well drawn characters and letting us get to know them, their secrets and sins, all beautifullly acted in a low key, naturalistic fashion. The tentacled thing is being studied by the scientist who happened across it, it is a lodger in his home and various people visit it there throughout the film but not for the purpose of furthering scientific knowledge. We only begin to see it clearly three quarters of the way through the 98 minute running time where puppetry and CGI are to used to spectacular effect, one scene in particular reminding this reviewer of the great Hokusai‘s extraordinary wood-block printed design, ‘The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife’. It is however, never made clear what the being is, or what its purpose may be, though we learn the Lovecraftian fashion of its arrival leading to another eye-popping scene by which even Bosch himself would find himself impressed. This tentacled being – presumably The Untamed of the title, though it could equally apply to our initial female protagonist – can, like Satan give both great pleasure and great pain, although whether it knows the difference we never discover.

The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife

“The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife” by Hokusai (1814).

The pacing is slower than much genre fare, perhas due to its arthouse leanings but the story is fascinating and well told, beautifully shot and acted, covering such diverse subjects as loneliness, closeted homosexuality, psychedelia, domestic violence, addiction, existentialism and perhaps the film’s true subject is familial expectations, dynamics and conflict. For those with eyes to see, it is worth it purely for the two tremendous scenes previously mentioned. Perhaps it would not be an honour sought out by the film maker but fans of Japanese tentacle porn will surely find in this their favourite non-porn film ever. This is a film that takes a Lovecraftian idea places that there is no evidence Lovecraft ever went – or even dreamed of – himself.

Watch the trailer here:

Original Title: La región salvaje! [The Wild Region!]
Runtime: 98 min – Colour – Spanish Language.
The Lovecraftian’s Rating: 6/10 (Pretty Good) – slow, but extremely well made and acted, this movie is probably not for everyone. An erotic Lovecraftian kitchen-sink drama that is well worth a watch for those who are broadminded enough to appreciate it.

Buy The Untamed on DVD or Blu-ray at Amazon.com
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Please feel free to comment on this review – or, if you’ve seen the movie, add your own review – by replying to this post.

Go HERE for a full list of Lovecraftian film and TV adaptations. We have an expanding section of our website dedicated to The Lovecraftian – purveyor of all the latest news, updates, chatter and trends from the field of Lovecraft lore – the man, his works and his weird worlds of Yog-Sothothery.  Stay up-to-date with the news and join The Lovecraftian’s adventurous expeditions into the world of the Cthulhu Mythos by following him on Twitter where fact and fiction become entwined! The Lovecraftian’s main webpage can be found HERE.

Also: Check out The Lovecraftian Herald, an online newspaper concerning all things Lovecraftian in the world of social media and beyond. Published daily by us here at Harbinger451.

For the uninitiated:

H. P. Lovecraft (1890-1937) was an influential and prolific American writer of early twentieth century cosmic horror fiction who saw himself chiefly as a poet – though many believe that it is his immense body of often literary correspondence that is in fact his greatest accomplishment – he wrote over 100,000 letters in his lifetime. He inspired a veritable legion of genre writers then, and to this day, to set their fiction within his strange cultish world.

The Cthulhu Mythos: Lovecraft, somewhat light-heartedly, labelled the “Mythos” that he created in his body of work Yog-Sothothery – and also, on rare occasions, referred to his series of connected stories as the Arkham Cycle. It was his friend August Derleth who coined the term “Cthulhu Mythos” (named after one of the monstrous beings that featured in Lovecraft’s tales) to encapsulate his epic vision of a chaotic and dark universe filled with unspeakable horror.

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Lovecraftian Horror Movie Review: The Void (2016/2017)

Posted by Harbinger451 on June 13, 2017

The Lovecraftian CategoryThe Void (Steven Kostanski & Jeremy Gillespie, Canada. 2016/2017)

The Void

Theatrical poster for The Void.

Originally crowd-funded on Indiegogo, this movie is a horror, mystery, sci-fi homage to classic pre-CGI creature features, especially those of John Carpenter. It has loads of allusions to various Lovecraft tropes including strange cultists, reanimated dead, alien evils older than time and weird portals to regions beyond the stars. First shown at the 2016 Fantastic Fest and then later at the Toronto After Dark Film Festival, it was given a wider theatrical release in 2017.

James (Evan Stern) flees from an isolated farmhouse and escapes into the woods. A screaming woman tries to follow James, but she is shot and callously set on fire by Vincent (Daniel Fathers) and his mute son Simon (Mik Byskov), both of whom also came out of the farmhouse. A short time later Deputy Daniel Carter (Aaron Poole) comes across a bloody and incoherent James crawling down a rural road and delivers him to the nearest medical facility; a half-burned-out, understaffed hospital which is about to close – and also happens to be where the good Deputy’s estranged wife Allison (Kathleen Munroe) works as a nurse. The only other staff at the hospital are Doctor Powell (Kenneth Welsh), Nurse Beverly (Stephanie Belding) and intern Kim (Ellen Wong). In the waiting room is an old man, Ben (James Millington), with his heavily pregnant granddaughter Maggie (Grace Munro) and, in one of the rooms, there is a young patient called Cliff (Matt Kennedy).

The hospital descends rapidly into chaos as Beverly seemingly goes crazy, pealing her own skin off and killing Cliff, forcing Deputy Carter to shoot her dead. A State Trooper (Art Hindle) then arrives, investigating an apparent occult mass murder back at the farmhouse, looking for James. Strange, otherworldly horns then sound ominously and the hospital is surrounded by hooded, knife wielding, cultists seemingly intent on making sure that no one leaves alive – just as Vincent and Simon burst into the hospital, also on the hunt for James.

void cultists

Cultists from The Void!

Things just get stranger, more weird and more violent from there on in, so prepare yourself for a gruesome roller-coaster ride to a place far worse than hell itself as Deputy Carter tries to make sense of what is happening. All while sorting the good guys from the bad, dealing with in-fighting, more murders, unusual visions, the dead that will not lay and the sanity defying appearances of hideous slithering entities and other cosmic horrors… oh, and don’t forget the cultists.

Content Warning: very violent, with plenty of blood and gore – enough even for the most ardent fan of grotesque body-horror.

Watch the trailer here:

The Void – Taglines: A New Dimension in Evil | There is a Hell. This is worse

Runtime: 90 min – Colour – English.

The Lovecraftian’s Rating: 7.5/10 (Good to Very Good) – a great attempt at a good old-fashioned (80s) style practical-effects driven action packed horror. A bit weak regards characters and dialogue but a very entertaining and bloody slice of creepy and intense Lovecraftian shenanigans none the less.

Buy The Void on DVD or Blu-ray at Amazon.com
Buy The Void on DVD or Blu-ray at Amazon.co.uk

Please feel free to comment on this review – or, if you’ve seen the movie, add your own review – by replying to this post.

Go HERE for a full list of Lovecraftian film and TV adaptations. We have an expanding section of our website dedicated to The Lovecraftian – purveyor of all the latest news, updates, chatter and trends from the field of Lovecraft lore – the man, his works and his weird worlds of Yog-Sothothery.  Stay up-to-date with the news and join The Lovecraftian’s adventurous expeditions into the world of the Cthulhu Mythos by following him on Twitter where fact and fiction become entwined! The Lovecraftian’s main webpage can be found HERE.

Also: Check out The Lovecraftian Herald, an online newspaper concerning all things Lovecraftian in the world of social media and beyond. Published daily by us here at Harbinger451.

For the uninitiated:

H. P. Lovecraft (1890-1937) was an influential and prolific American writer of early twentieth century cosmic horror fiction who saw himself chiefly as a poet – though many believe that it is his immense body of often literary correspondence that is in fact his greatest accomplishment – he wrote over 100,000 letters in his lifetime. He inspired a veritable legion of genre writers then, and to this day, to set their fiction within his strange cultish world.

The Cthulhu Mythos: Lovecraft, somewhat light-heartedly, labelled the “Mythos” that he created in his body of work Yog-Sothothery – and also, on rare occasions, referred to his series of connected stories as the Arkham Cycle. It was his friend August Derleth who coined the term “Cthulhu Mythos” (named after one of the monstrous beings that featured in Lovecraft’s tales) to encapsulate his epic vision of a chaotic and dark universe filled with unspeakable horror.

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Vampire Horror Movie Reviews: the Nosferatu films 1922, 1979, 1988 & 2000.

Posted by Harbinger451 on May 8, 2016

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A Short History of the Nosferatu Vampire in Cinema, from 1922 to 2014.

Here we will be (mostly) looking at the classic silent-movie Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (F. W. Murnau, Ger. 1922) with Max Schreck as the nosferatu. It’s remake Nosferatu: Phantom Der Nacht (Werner Herzog, Ger/Fra. 1979) and then the later sequel (of sorts), Nosferatu a Venezia (Augusto Caminito, Ita. 1988) – both with Klaus Kinski playing the nosferatu. Followed by Shadow of the Vampire (E. Elias Merhige, USA. 2000), which is a fictional account of the making of the original movie, with Willem Dafoe playing the actor Max Schreck as a real vampire.

But first, a brief discussion of the origins and meaning of the word Nosferatu, reputedly to be of Romanian etymology – but it is absent, in written form at least, from any known historical phase of Romanian that precedes the publication of Bram Stoker‘s popular Gothic novel Dracula in 1897. Its first written appearance (anywhere) was actually in an 1865 German-language article by Wilhelm Schmidt which discusses Transylvanian customs, in which he implies that nosferatu is the Romanian (or, at least, a local Transylvanian dialect) word for vampire. British author Emily Gerard, whom Stoker identified as his source for the term, was the first to record the word in an English-language publication in her article Transylvanian Superstitions in 1885 – and, like Schmidt, she refers to it as the Romanian (or a Transylvanian dialect) word for vampire. It seems likely that the word’s etymology is probably derived from the similar Romanian forms Nesuferitu (insufferable/repugnant one) or Necuratu (unclean one), terms typically used when referring to Satan or the Devil.

Max Shrek in Nosferatu: eine Symphonie des Grauens (Friedrich Wilhelm Mornau, Ger. 1922)

Max Shrek in Nosferatu: eine Symphonie des Grauens (F. W. Mornau, Ger. 1922)

Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens (F. W. Murnau, Germany. 1922)

AKA: Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (UK, USA) | Nosferatu (UK, USA)

Nosferatu 1922 Poster

This German Expressionist Horror Movie directed by Friedrich Wilhelm Mornau and starring Max Schreck in the titular role is the first film adaptation, though a fairly loose one, of the novel Dracula (Bram Stoker, 1897). It was made without the permission of the then copyright holders (Stoker’s heirs) and despite changing the Count’s name to Graf Orlok, paring down the story line and characters dramatically and never mentioning the word vampire (using nosferatu instead) the film makers were sued and a court ruled in 1925 that all prints of the film should be destroyed. Luckily, they weren’t – just a few survived – for this is a brooding, melancholic master work of early horror cinema with some truly nightmare-like scenes utilising shadow and darkness to spell-binding effect. The use of speeded up sequences and negative images make the slow pace mesmeric and fascinating while Schreck’s depiction of the Count remains one of the most horrific, and iconic, to date. The idea that sunlight is fatal to vampires originates from this movie.

The plot: In the (fictitious) German town of Wisborg, Thomas Hutter (played by Gustav v. Wangenheim) is sent by Knock, his boss, to Transylvania to meet with a wealthy client named Count Orlok who wishes to buy a house in their home town. Before leaving for Romania, Hutter entrusts Ellen (Greta Schröder), his young wife, to the care of friends Harding and Annie. After a long journey Hutter reaches the Carpathian Mountains and stops at an inn for the night, he tells the locals his destination but they become frightened and try to dissuade him from going on to meet with the Count. The next morning he travels on by coach till, as nightfall approaches, they reach a bridge at a mountain pass and the coachmen refuse to go any further so Hutter is left alone by the roadside. After night-fall a mysterious dark clad coach driven by a mysterious dark clad figure arrives to pick him up and take him the rest of the way.

Once ensconced at his client’s crumbling old castle Hutter starts to enjoy dinner with the decidedly spooky looking Count and accidentally cuts his thumb with a knife – Orlok takes his wounded hand and tries to drink Hutter’s blood but, repulsed, the young man pulls his hand away. The next morning Hutter awakes to find he has two puncture wounds on his neck and, after exploring, discovers that the castle is apparently deserted. He writes a letter to his wife, which he gives to a courier – who just happens to be passing by. (Odd that, considering how the locals won’t come near the place). That night, after seeing a photo of Hutter’s lovely young wife, the Count immediately signs the documents granting him possession of a suitably dark and crumbling premises back in Wisborg – just across from the young man’s own house and just across from his wife’s lovely young neck. After retiring for the night, Hutter finally gets round to reading a book he had picked up at the inn earlier… and it’s all about the nosferatu. Now suspicious of the Count’s true nature, Hutter explores the castle further during the next day. He finds the crypt and discovers the dormant Graf Orlok in a coffin. Terrified he retreats to his room to cower. As another night comes in Hutter sees from his bedroom window the count piling coffins on a cart and then climb into the last one as the cart drives away. He realises Orlok is heading for Wisborg and for Ellen. The desperate young man’s only escape route from the castle is to climb out of the window, which he does, but then falls and is knocked unconscious.

Count Orlok and his coffins get shipped by raft downriver to the sea, and then by schooner to Wisborg. During the journey the crew of the schooner fall victim to the nosferatu one by one till the craft sails into the town port a ghost-ship – the dead captain tied to the wheel – and its hull full of plague rats. Hutter, not yet recovered from his injuries, leaves the hospital in which he awoke and rushes home to warn the town and Ellen of the impending danger.

Watch the 1922 Nosferatu movie (English Version) here for FREE:

Runtime: versions vary from about 65 to 94 min – Black & White or Tinted Monochrome – Silent.
Harbinger451’s Rating: 8/10
(Very Good) – though silent era movies can often seem clunky and the acting style comically over-exaggerated to modern audiences you really should persevere with this one for it is an iconic and influential piece of cinema history that still manages to be creepy, unsettling and even beautiful to watch. A must see for any movie buff and especially for fans of the horror genre. Although various versions of this movie are available for free (like the one above), I can’t recommend enough getting a fully restored version through the links below:

Buy Nosferatu (1922) on DVD or Blu-ray at Amazon.com
Buy Nosferatu (1922) on DVD or Blu-ray at Amazon.co.uk

Poster for Nosferatu the Vampire (Werner Herzog, Ger/Fra. 1979)

Poster for Nosferatu the Vampire (Werner Herzog, Ger/Fra. 1979)

Nosferatu: Phantom Der Nacht (Werner Herzog, Germany/France. 1979)

AKA: Nosferatu: fantôme de la nuit (France) | Nosferatu: Phantom of the Night (UK) | Nosferatu the Vampyre (USA)

A hauntingly creepy reworking of F. W. Mornau’s classic 1922 original, with Klaus Kinski in the title role, now renamed Count Dracula as opposed to Orlok. Isabelle Adjani is Lucy Harker (Ellen), the main object of his thirst, and Bruno Ganz is Jonathan Harker (Hutter), the hapless victim who sets Dracula onto Lucy’s trail.  The performances and visuals are striking indeed and the musical score very atmospheric. Despite being infuriatingly slow at times – especially in the first half – his film is probably more palatable to a modern audience than the 1922 version.  It features some excellent scenes of bats and thousands of rats, and incorporates heavy symbolism as the town of Wismar descends into chaos with Dracula’s illicit arrival among a hoard of plague carrying rats. It follows the same basic plot as the silent original but the ending is definitely a turn up for the books.

Runtime: 107 min – Colour – German, English & Romanian.
Harbinger451’s Rating: 7/10
(Good) – it has moments of genius but doesn’t quite live up to the original, inexplicably missing out some of the more iconic scenes. Kinski is brilliant as the Count however, not only making him a repulsive character but also a strangely sympathetic one full of pathos and even prone to the occasional (unintentionally?) comic moment, and Adjani is suitably pale and ethereal as the classic Gothic heroine who must stand (or lay) alone against him.

Buy Nosferatu (1979) on DVD or Blu-ray at Amazon.com
Buy Nosferatu (1979) on DVD or Blu-ray at Amazon.co.uk

Kurt Barlow, the Master vampire in Salem's Lot (1979)

Salem’s Lot

Salem’s Lot

1979 saw a hugely popular television mini-series adaptation of Stephen King’s vampire novel Salem’s lot (1975) – directed by Tobe Hooper and starring David Soul and James Mason. Reggie Nalder plays Kurt Barlow, the ancient Master vampire who has come to the small American town of Salem’s Lot with evil and, of course, vampiric purpose. The visual appearance of Barlow (left) is very reminiscent of the Nosferatu vampire, even down to the long and sharp rat-like front incisors instead of the (now) more common fangs.

Nosferatu a Venezia (Augusto Caminito, Italy. 1988)

Klaus Kinski in the 1988 movie Nosferatu in Venice

Nosferatu in Venice

AKA: Nosferatu in Venice (UK) | Vampire in Venice (USA)

This underrated (at the time of its limited release) semi-sequel to Werner Herzog’s 1979 homage to Mernau’s seminal vampire horror followed almost a decade later. It picks up the pace and spices up the blood and nudity quota a couple of notches, though not necessarily for the better, and fans of modern horror may still find the pacing a little too slow and the performances a little too brooding for their liking. Kinski (right) reprises his role as the nosferatu, with hair this time (apparently, he refused to wear the make-up from the first film again), who is revived by a ill-conceived séance during carnival time in Venice. Christopher Plummer appears as the rather ineffectual vampire hunting Professor Paris Catalano and Donald Pleasence as the pious priest Don Alvise – the pair pit themselves against the anguished but immensely powerful and murderous immortal (known only as Nosferatu in this movie) who has set his sights on the beautiful Helietta Canins, played by Barbara De Rossi.

Runtime: 97 min – Colour – Italian.
Harbinger451’s Rating: 6.5/10 (Pretty Good to Good) – The film looks great, benefiting from the awesome setting, and Kinski continues to carry himself with an evil indignation that fits the part perfectly. The movie is let down by a rather disjointed plot that many may have trouble making sense of. Definitely a case of style over substance but still very much worth hunting down for that style is often breathtaking.

Buy Nosferatu in Venice (1988) on DVD at Amazon.com
Buy Nosferatu in Venice (1988) on DVD at Amazon.co.uk

The Master Vampire from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

In the 1994 movie adaptation of Anne Rice’s novel Interview with the Vampire the vampire character Luis (Brad Pitt), presumably in 1922, visits a cinema that is showing Mornau’s Nosferatu: eine Symphonie des Grauens, and Count Orlok’s death scene is shown.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

The look of the main antagonist (or Big Bad) in the 1997 first season of Josh Whedon’s Buffy the Vampire Slayer television series was heavily influenced by the appearance of Nosferatu. Mark Metcalf played The Master (left), a centuries-old vampire determined to open the portal to hell below Sunnydale High School in the fictional town where Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Buffy lives.

Shadow Of The Vampire

Shadow Of The Vampire

Shadow of the Vampire (E. Elias Merhige, Luxembourg/UK/USA. 2000)

This black-comedy horror is a highly fictionalised account of the making of Nosferatu: eine Symphonie des Grauens (F. W. Mornau, Ger. 1922) that depicts director Mornau (John Malkovitch) as an obsessive and ruthless perfectionist who will do anything to create his masterpiece of horror. The film requires a ruined castle, so he finds a real ruined castle. The film requires superstitious peasants, so uses real superstitious peasants. The film also requires an ancient evil vampire, so he uses a real ancient evil vampire… what could possibly go wrong? Willem Dafoe plays the unnamed vampire who is playing Max Schreck playing Count Orlok – without the need for makeup. Eddie Izzard plays Gustav von Wangenheim (Hutter) and Catherine McCormack plays Greta Schroeder (Ellen), while Udo Kier plays producer Albin Grau and Cary Elwes plays cinematographer Fritz Arno Wagner. The creators of this film clearly have a great deal of affection for their source material and took pains to lovingly recreate many of the classic scenes from the original.

Runtime: 92 min – Colour – English, German and Luxembourgish.
Harbinger451’s Rating: 5.5/10
(Average to Pretty Good) – This is a great idea for a movie and it has a really good cast, but it fails as a black-comedy, a horror and a homage. The whole, in this case, is NOT greater than the sum of its parts. I really wanted to love this movie for its concept has potential (and most critics can’t seem to praise it enough), but at best, its a darkly amusing and interesting portrait of vampirism and early motion picture making. I, for one, was disappointed – but that may be because I had such high expectations.

Buy Shadow of the Vampire (2000) on DVD or Blu-ray at Amazon.com
Buy Shadow of the Vampire (2000) on DVD or Blu-ray at Amazon.co.uk

What We Do in the Shadows

What We Do in the Shadows

In 2002 Max Schreck’s Count Orlock made a brief appearance (via manipulated stock footage) in the SpongeBob SquarePants animated series (Season 2, Episode 16, Graveyard Shift) flicking a light switch on and off… the gag ending revealed that it was he who was responsible for the lights flickering on and off mysteriously throughout the horror trope filled episode.

What We Do in the Shadows

In 2014, the New Zealand horror comedy mocumentary film What We Do in the Shadows featured an 8000 year-old nosferatu type vampire named Petyr, played by Ben Fransham (left), who lives in a stone coffin on the bottom floor of the house he shares with three other (much younger) vampires. The film is presented as a fly-on-the-wall style documentary as the four mis-matched immortals are forced to adjust to early twenty-first century life, relationships, and technology when a new rookie vamp is introduced to the fold… and all while being followed by a very mortal film crew. For the most part it is very funny, but it does lag a little in places.

Count Orlok flickering the lights on and off in Spongebob Squarepant.

Count Orlok flickering the lights on and off in SpongeBob SquarePants.

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